Bulbous at the Beach
#7 Hall of Gnar
6.7 / 10
Bulbous at the Beach
3 votes · submitted Mar 29, 2026
"retired "Sherpa Scout" who spent 30 years climbing sheer ice walls without crampons. Over time, the big toe migrated inward to create a "natural carabiner" effect, allowing them to hang off cliff edges by their feet while they enjoyed a thermos of tea. The overlapping toes? Those are for added friction against wet granite."